Solving the Korean War

Saturday's PMUNC sessions involved settling our second major question: Soviet Involvement in the Korean War.  Admittedly the people on my committee were less interesting in this question than in the German Division question, but I think the Korean Conflict turned out to be quite interesting.
We began the session in October 1950 as the UN coalition forces bear down on the Yalu River.  These UN Coalition forces (from our perspective) threaten the sovereignty of two communist nations (North Korea and China) and have demonstrated capitalist imperialism by over reaching their assigned mission by making incursions into North Korea instead of simply defending South Korea.  To be honest, I'm beginning to think the historical committees are designed to make the delegates appreciate what good decisions were made in the past; as our crises played out, we found ourselves adhering more and more to the course of the actual conflict.  Of course we weren't perfectly historically accurate, but we came pretty damn close.  We began by resolving to send overt humanitarian aid and covert military aid to both the Chinese and North Korean armies and asserting the rights of Communist Nations (simply put, they have the right to exist and other communist nations have the right to defend them).  Then one of our planes got shot down.  A few press releases later, we get word that the Americans are positioning nuclear warheads in the Yellow Sea to bomb China and North Korea and the Chinese forces have simply attacked the Americans (sorry, UN coalition forces) without any directive from Moscow or even close to enough equipment.  We drafted some more press releases, positioned our troops in Eastern Russia in the event of an attack on our sovereign territory (that was a directive I sponsored with the delegate who played Marshal Zhukov) and drafted a peace treaty between the Americans and the Chinese.  Long story short, we narrowly avoided nuclear war.  We also drafted what would have been a precursor to the Warsaw Pact if it had happened in real time.  The document created an economic union between soviet nations and created a mutual defence clause.  This all happened in the space of seven hours.  If that's not enough reason to put Model UN kids in charge of the real world, I don't know what is.

All in all, I had a great time at this conference.  I was originally unsure about it (and by unsure I mean less than excited), but it really turned out to be a great time.  As we say on committee: "Long Live Brosef Stalin, wise, illustrious, glorious, and patriotic leader of the Broviet Union!"